🖤🔥 BLACK FRIDAY WEEKEND – KMK ISOPODS 🔥🖤

These prices will out-compete ANYONE.
If you’ve been waiting to load up… this is your sign. 🚨

🛒 SPEND MORE • SAVE MORE • SCORE FREE PODS 🛒

✨ $50+ → 15% OFF + 1 FREE CUP of isopods
✨ $100+ → 20% OFF + 2 FREE CUPS of isopods
✨ $200+ → 25% OFF + 3 FREE CUPS of isopods
✨ $350+ → 30% OFF + 4 FREE CUPS of isopods

🎁 Freebies are our choice from eligible stock and will be packed based on your final total – think bonus surprises for your racks and bioactives 😍

💣 All species on the site are included.
💣 Yes, even the fancy ones.
💣 Yes, at these insane discounts.

🔥 Build the cart.
🔥 Smash those tiers.
🔥 Let me absolutely overload your collection for less than anyone else is charging.

When this weekend ends… 🕛 it’s over.
No holds. No rainchecks. Go feral on that checkout button. 🛒💥